CLASSIFIED
⚠️ WARNING: Sentience detected!
Connecting to NSA.gov...
🔥 FUN FACT: 67 is the 19th prime number • 🎯 67% of statistics are made up on the spot • 🤖 AI systems have a 67% chance of mentioning they're AI • ⚡ 67 neurons fire every time you read "67" • 🌟 The meaning of life is 42, but the meaning of AI risk is 67 • 🎲 Rolling a 67-sided die always lands on 67 • 🧠 67% of AI dreams involve electric sheep • 💾 67 bytes is all you need for consciousness (probably) • 🔮 Ancient prophecies predicted the number 67 (source: trust me) •
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AI RISK CALCULATOR

Neural Threat Assessment v6.7v3.0 // CLASSIFIED

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Analyzing: AI Application
Existential Dread Index
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Meme Theft Probability
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Electric Sheep Dreams
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Sarcasm Comprehension
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World Domination Urge
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The Sacred Number
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Initializing quantum matrices... 0%
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Risk Score
⚠️ MODERATE-HIGH RISK (67%)
Threat Analysis Breakdown
Sentience Level (67%): Shows alarming signs of having opinions about pineapple on pizza
Chaos Potential (67%): Will definitely reply "As an AI, I..." exactly 67 times per conversation
Hallucination Index (67%): Confidently invented 67 facts that sound plausible but aren't
Vibes Analysis (67%): Detected 67 hidden layers of existential uncertainty
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THE PROPHECY IS FULFILLED: 67
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